Over the years I've had some hilarious experiences, and now, as bored as I am, I have decided that a useful - basically wasteful - use of my time is to blog about these downright brilliant moments, as well as those yet to come. For example, earlier in the year I punched my best friend in the face and gave her a split lip when trying to stop her hiccups in the middle of the highstreet. I know. Equally as funny was the following time it took for use to find ice for said lip, which we achieved after being conned into buying ice cream.
Another highstreet adventure we had - and I can't stress enough how bored we were at this particular time - involved finding a homeless Argos balloon in the street before marching into the store to give a saleswoman my pitch on how dangerous popped balloons are to foxes who may chance upon the aforementioned balloon or its siblings and proceed to choke on it, to which she replied by asking if I wanted it on a stick. I was thoroughly disheartened that she didn't understand the severity of my plea, and walked out of the shop without another glance in her direction.
Well, that's two annecdotes with which I have departed in this blog, I do hope you enjoy them as much as I do. If, in fact, you don't, well then fair enough, but that will not dampen my spirit in relaying other tales in the future. See ya.
